And the guys actually did a decent job on their bios. But except for Landon’s, none of them really meet the strict TMtP standards of Made-up Information. So of course, we had to do as we do, and, well… “fix” things for them.
This is going to be an ongoing series here at TMtP for a while, and we’ve decided to start at the top of the list (because if there’s one thing everybody knows, it’s that we don’t have favorites amongst all of the special snowflakes!). So, that means darling Adam is our first recipient of a customized, super-duper, super-convoluted TMtP-fixed bio!
Before we get to the bio proper, we obviously first had to fix the blurb. For reference, you can check out his original blurb here.
“Pow”? Does this mean two of the other guys bring the “boom” and the… other “boom”? Okay, points for enthusiasm, but still… we’re gonna fix that for ya:
Not too shabby. We kinda want to hear the ambulance story, actually. But until then, we’ll just have to make up some stuff:
(Click on that if you want to see the text larger.)
Alright, everybody, there ya go! The very first of the fixed bios. We hope that everyone takes this opportunity to get to know all of the New New Guys a bit better. And heck, we could probably all stand to get to know the New Guys better, too. And Robert. (The only non-New/New New guy at this point). Oh, and Adam… we’ll be waiting for that ambulance story.
-Troi and Crusher
PS – Did everyone notice that ALL of the New New guys have now commented on the blog? Yup, Cowboy Conlon stopped by yesterday in the comments here.