Jake! It’s your birthday! 🙂
Okay everybody, let’s all join in and wish our favorite future newscaster (oh please, can’t that be true?) a VERY happy birthday!
Also, we decided to whip up a shirt in order to commemorate this most awesome of days (don’t be scared):
And guess what, Jake? Today you get to be totally swanky.
That’s right, not a hint of Creepy Jake anywhere in this post!
Of course, you know guys… it just wouldn’t be Hunsaker’s birthday if we didn’t have a little mini-celebration of how hard it is to be human. So, how can we make this work with the Creepy Ban? Wait! We’ve got it! Jake, consider this our blog-gift to you. Or consider it ammo if these guys ever try to give you sass about the whole “Creepy Jake” thing. Either way. We went 2010-2011 with this one, since they were the main culprits in egging on the Creepy. Here we go:
Sometimes having your head and body line up without pain like a human is hard.
Sometimes miming a trumpet like a human is hard, especially when all you really want is a sammich.
Sometimes walking without leaning as if traveling uphill like a(n undead) human is hard.
Sometimes keeping up with the crossovers like a human is hard.
Sometimes not bowlegged walking while scratching your sides like a human is hard.
Sometimes having your head look like it belongs on your body and wasn’t photoshopped like a human is hard. Are we sure he was actually there and his head wasn’t just shopped in later?
Sometimes fully extending incredibly long limbs while maintaining a straight-on power stance like a human is hard.
Sometimes not turning into a brain-eating McZombie like a human is hard.
See, Jake (and everybody) being a human is hard! For everyone!
So today, let’s all celebrate one of our favorite delightfully human humans.
Happy Birthday, Jake!
-Troi and Crusher