Here’s a little glimpse of the guys during meal time at the Sing-off. Let’s take a look at what’s on Tyler’s plate.
Oh honey, what were they feeding you? We can’t even identify most of that.
And seriously, is it just us, or does it seem like Tyler’s always eating on the blog? Let’s roll through the evidence, shall we?
So, there was the time everyone went sauce-crazy and Tyler was so happy to eat his food he forgot to swallow before smiling.
And that time we accused him of trying to hide a food baby. Sorry.
Man, we’ve even accused him of eating when there’s no food to be seen.
A trumpet-and-brain sammich here:
And before that, a traditional trumpet sammich. Deeeeelicious!
And yet he never seems to gain any weight! What sort of magical athletic metabolism does this kid have?
You know what, we’ve finally figured it out. Blog-Tyler is like Brad Pitt in “Ocean’s Eleven.” Everybody remember that movie? And how Brad (as Rusty Ryan) was seen eating in almost every scene? Well, that’s kinda how Tyler is here at TMtP. Hey, it’s a better explanation than anything else we’ve been able to come up with.
So, kick back, relax, grab a (real) sammich and enjoy imagining Tyler doing all of Brad Pitt’s lines from that movie. And maybe enjoy the idea of McButters as Yen while you’re at it. Because of course he would be Yen.
-Troi and Crusher